[SchizoidMan]

Originally Posted by GrooTheWanderer

Oh, that's nothing though... Sometime earlier this month, we had DICK stacking. Everyone became DICK [something] for the entire map. I can't seem to find those screens though - bummer! It was great when someone on the other team finally noticed and told us to stop being DICKs. The whole team was lol'ing - really fun people we play with - great stuff!

Reading the roster was kinda like the scene in Forrest Gump where he lists off the shrimp... DICK: Yogurt, toothpaste, miracle whip, pancakes, cocktail, etc.

DAWN OF THE DICKS

Once upon a time, DICK TOOTHPASTE got natpnk to become DICK YOGURT. The two DICKS then invited others to become DICKS. Lubed by gin and moved by the spirit ofthe DICKS, SchizoidMan became DICKzoidMan. Others began to hear the call of the DICK, until one fateful evening the Voogru universe was populated with DICKS. Big ones, small ones, it was a magical time. Soon thereafter, the DICKS went into hiding. Languid and flaccid, they lie dormant, awaiting their new dawn.

[I could've made this even more prosaic, but I'm at work and I don't think my boss would be too happy seeing a screen full of DICKS]